1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:10,080 If gods won't do the right thing, then why do they exist? 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:14,720 Look around you. Who brings to life monsters? 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,600 I see them as a way of continuing us. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:29,120 Scene shifts to the center of town where, Vorunax, you see yourself holding Malice and Acer, crying to the heavens. 6 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:33,679 I know what I must do, then. I grab the Wand of Orcus and I try to use it on Lipsinki. 7 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:37,520 Looks like we're doing pretty good here. Vorunax, take a look. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,439 I step over to the edge and take a look. 9 00:00:40,399 --> 00:00:42,000 We're just going to give this all up? 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,280 What are we giving up? I've already lost everything I held dear. 11 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,760 And if I have the chance to ride it, that's what I must do. 12 00:00:51,759 --> 00:01:04,560 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He, him. Also with me today is Amy More. 13 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:12,319 Yeah, she, her. And today I will be playing all, all the people. All of them. 14 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:19,840 Gael, Nyhunter, Oglokanu, she, they. Thea, Amastasia, she, her. And Sullivan Sleight, he, him. 15 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,200 And Tom Laird. 16 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:25,520 Yeah, that's me. He, him. I am playing Moot, who goes by he. Okay, they're all he, him. 17 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,480 So I'm playing Moot, Telgir, and Flint. 18 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,920 And Karla Maxted. 19 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:35,120 She, her. And thank goodness, Glim, Elia, Lipsinki, Yenbul. 20 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,879 All she, her also, which was just good foresight. 21 00:01:38,879 --> 00:01:40,159 Just such a good time saver. 22 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:41,520 This very moment. 23 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:46,879 And joining us again, some, we call them guests, but they're just like family. 24 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:48,640 It's Kristen Flemmons. 25 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,140 Again? 26 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:56,420 Hello, I'm Kristen, she, her. And I will be playing once again, Agath, 27 00:01:56,420 --> 00:02:01,379 Godlust, Katho, Olavi, she, her. And you know what, just so I can have another character, 28 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:04,019 her horse, Tresraxis, he, him. 29 00:02:04,019 --> 00:02:04,739 Dang. 30 00:02:04,739 --> 00:02:07,060 And Kyle Clasett. 31 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:12,819 Hey everyone, he, him. I'm going to be reprising my role as Vorunax, as a true chief. 32 00:02:12,819 --> 00:02:13,460 Boo. 33 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:16,900 No, he's a good guy now. He might not, we got him on our side. 34 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:20,500 I mean, unless, unless you want to make me upset and then I can just flip that switch. 35 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,060 It's easy. 36 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:24,980 No, no, no, no. Player knowledge, character knowledge. Vorunax has no idea. Boot him. 37 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:29,140 No, I am, I'm happy to be back at the table. Thank you for allowing me to return 38 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:33,939 time after time. I hope I don't wear out my welcome ever. Y'all are great. 39 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:34,740 Never. 40 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,939 As we've tricked you into coming back over and over again. 41 00:02:37,939 --> 00:02:40,500 And the fact that you think it's your idea. 42 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:45,939 I know, like, no, we just keep making you. We just leave it on a cliffhanger every time. 43 00:02:45,939 --> 00:02:47,219 That's the Stockholm syndrome. 44 00:02:47,219 --> 00:02:53,699 What other show do you need a 20 minute synopsis before we start playing and recording like? 45 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,139 Exactly. 46 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:57,139 More relaxing podcasts. 47 00:02:57,139 --> 00:03:00,979 You know, if I could get that every day of my life, just for my life, 48 00:03:00,979 --> 00:03:02,259 I would, I've really, so it's honestly kind of refreshing. 49 00:03:02,259 --> 00:03:04,259 Damn a recap of what I did the day before. 50 00:03:04,819 --> 00:03:08,500 This is who you are. And this is where you were last time you were conscious. 51 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,020 And this is what you should be doing. I love that. 52 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:13,780 As long as it's recorded by Russ, that's, that's the caveat to that. 53 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:18,819 TM TM TM. Cause I mean, that could be just a way to wake up a new alarm clock. 54 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:22,259 I think it's called 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. 55 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:29,620 But also a great idea. And where we have tons of great ideas, 56 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:34,340 like 50 First Dates is over on Patreon.com slash dump Dragoncast where clearly we invented 57 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:36,340 50 First Dates. 58 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,700 Yep. You heard it here first. 59 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:44,020 We do a lot of time travel. So obviously one of the things we 60 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:47,219 time traveled back to do was create 50 First Dates. 61 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:49,379 We just whispered it in Adam Sandler's ear. 62 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:51,539 A completely non-problematic movie. 63 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:57,460 Look, don't think it's romantic if you don't think about it. Okay. 64 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:02,099 We're also, when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 65 00:04:02,099 --> 00:04:04,259 Like today's patron, Cody Goyette. 66 00:04:05,139 --> 00:04:09,060 Cody, thank you so much. You're amazing. 67 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:13,219 When you join us over there to reinvent another 70 First Dates. 68 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:19,219 Uh, that was, that was terrible. Patreon.com slash dump Dragoncast. 69 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,180 Fuck it. Let's play. 70 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:36,420 Flint, the sound of birds chirping and quick movements through a thick, 71 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:44,100 dense jungle can be heard beneath the heavy panting of Flint Firebeard, 72 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:52,180 who's carrying an axe covered in cuts and scrapes and blood coming down. 73 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:57,860 And he's looking around nervously at the trees when 74 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:03,780 an arrow zips by your head from high up in the canopy. 75 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:12,900 You turn and you look and you see movement high up as Bort is nimbly jumping from tree to tree. 76 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:17,700 Flint mutters, I can't believe a Dragonborn can move that fast. 77 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,820 And you're going to be like this fucking guy. 78 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,020 This fucking guy again. 79 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:27,620 And I'll try and, uh, I'll try and lose him as he's in the, in the treetops and I'm down 80 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:33,700 below. I'll try and, uh, some fancy maneuvers. Okay. Make a stealth check. 81 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,020 Okay. That is a 17. 82 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:46,099 You quickly move out of the way after you see him hopping from tree to tree and duck behind a 83 00:05:47,779 --> 00:05:56,259 carved out trunk where you have space to rest and try and get your bearings. 84 00:05:58,259 --> 00:06:02,659 You hear footsteps moving past the position where you are. 85 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:09,939 I'm going to, I'm going to peek my head out and see if I can see this asshole track them down. 86 00:06:09,939 --> 00:06:11,939 What's your passive investigation? 87 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,340 Uh, D and D beyond tells me it's 14. 88 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:22,420 He's about 30 feet over. So probably two or three solid big trees away from you. 89 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:27,220 I'm going to creep around and try to get like directly underneath them. 90 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,340 Yeah. With your stealth role, you can get to the tree right beneath him. 91 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:35,700 And you see him, he's knocked an arrow and looking around. You've managed to, uh, 92 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:39,300 conceal your position with just the ambient sound around you. 93 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:43,300 Uh, what's my weapon situation here? Do I just have the one axe? 94 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:48,980 You have an axe and a dagger. Two of them were previously seen 95 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:50,820 in the middle of this stark white room. 96 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,260 Okay. Those are the only two. 97 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:57,300 Okay. Yeah. I guess if I have a clear shot at him, I'll, 98 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,900 I'll try to throw my dagger at him. 99 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,020 We're going to try and hit him. Yeah. 100 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,260 Okay. Make a ranged attack, please. 101 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,900 Are you trying to get up at him? Are you trying to get him in the butthole? 102 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,660 Like, like pulling a Carla? 103 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,460 I mean, taint, whatever works. It's fine. 104 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:14,900 Uh, okay. That is, oh, it's a dirty 20. 105 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:19,220 Yeah. Just describe to me, well, you can hit them. 106 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,540 I mean, you can hit them in the butthole if you want to, 107 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,380 but describe to me what happens. 108 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:27,060 Yeah. Like upper thigh wind up, throw this dagger. 109 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:31,379 I know it makes contact because of the, the sound and the, 110 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:33,300 and the cry that follows out after that. 111 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:37,220 He loses his footing and begins to fall to the ground 112 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,300 as this dagger sticks into his thigh. 113 00:07:39,939 --> 00:07:42,180 And as he hits the ground before you, 114 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:45,620 it's like reality bends beneath him 115 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,660 and everything begins to get sucked down on top of him, 116 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:55,620 yourself included, until you are in this churning and roiling mess. 117 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:58,980 You're going to take, uh, you want to roll a D12 for me? 118 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,459 Oh, I'll definitely roll it. I like Tom. 119 00:08:01,459 --> 00:08:02,899 Never get to roll D12. 120 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,980 Shit. Sorry, sorry, Tom. It's 11. 121 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:05,780 Oh, I love it. 122 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:06,660 I rolled a good one. 123 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,500 You're going to take 11 bludgeoning damage 124 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,340 as you're being churned up in what is this basically laundromat, 125 00:08:14,899 --> 00:08:19,699 I mean, a washing machine of, of trees and rock and dirt, 126 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,259 and you're spit out into another location. 127 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,899 Kristen, where do they come up? 128 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,819 Hmm. Can it be on a tree branch? 129 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:30,680 Yeah. 130 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:33,460 Perilously perched. 131 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,299 I love it. 132 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:42,659 You're 150 feet up as the two of you land on this narrow tree branch 133 00:08:42,659 --> 00:08:44,419 that's coming out from the single tree 134 00:08:44,419 --> 00:08:47,060 in the middle of what is this vast jungle. 135 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,620 The sun is beating down on you 136 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:55,220 and you move to catch your step, make a dexterity saving throw. 137 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:57,860 Is a 22. 138 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:00,179 Your first step slips, but you manage to catch yourself 139 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,860 and you're staring down Bort at the other end of this 140 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:07,220 and he's got his bow and arrow loosely held. 141 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,500 They're not knocked and he looks at you and says, well, 142 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,860 you're not looking too good. 143 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,779 I mean, you're, you're not really wanting to talk here, but 144 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:23,700 I've got a little bit more of a chance at making it back down than you do. 145 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:24,659 Well, how do you figure that? 146 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:32,259 He quickly moves and rushes you, knocking his arrow at the same time, loosing it. 147 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:35,060 It's going to be a 16 to hit your AC. 148 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:36,100 No, that is not enough. 149 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,299 My AC is 18. 150 00:09:37,299 --> 00:09:41,620 Glints off of your armor, but he continues forward and bashes into you 151 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,220 and the two of you begin to fall. 152 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:51,220 Wind is whipping by your ears as you crash down into another branch lower down 153 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,539 and we see the two of you tumbling down to the ground 154 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:58,019 and we snap back to the beach 155 00:10:00,419 --> 00:10:07,139 where the undead horde is standing motionless. 156 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:14,340 Little click noises and groans slowly coming from them. 157 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:21,860 As we see everyone gathered outside a tent, 158 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:31,620 looking out at the massacre that is and all of the undead stopped and waiting. 159 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:40,980 The dragons in the sky seem to be in this just gliding free fall, 160 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:47,620 like how albatross fly, like they dip down and then come back up gliding on the air. 161 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:48,500 Like Falcor. 162 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,300 Like Falcor. 163 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:52,180 Exactly like Falcor. 164 00:10:54,980 --> 00:11:00,020 An airship has landed down on the beach side with Thea and Vorunax, 165 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,580 Lipsinki and Tulgear having come down off. 166 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:10,340 Everybody is collected and Vorunax is explaining how he has 167 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:15,060 the undead horde in the position that he has them. 168 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:20,500 See, I am able to control their motions. 169 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:26,020 They are placed under my whim thanks to, well, Orcus. 170 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:34,020 The problem that we are facing though is how long I actually have control of them. 171 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:39,620 Because at a certain point, daddy's gonna know. 172 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:47,460 Yeah, the big guy's gonna realize and then we can't, you know, he's gonna. 173 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:49,299 About how long do you think we have? 174 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:58,019 It's a hard guess, but I do have an idea that could give us an advantage. 175 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:01,779 I turn and gesture my hand to have them all walk back into the ocean. 176 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:06,500 With this groaning, grinding, like bone on bone grinding, 177 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:10,259 they all slowly turn as if they're fighting against something else, 178 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:14,259 but then begin to move slowly back under the water. 179 00:12:15,139 --> 00:12:21,299 Perhaps if they get far enough before Orcus notices, then that will 180 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:27,700 buy the people here some time while we manage to do, well, at this point, 181 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:32,580 whatever it is you all say we need to do to fix this. 182 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:35,460 So what are we doing? 183 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:42,340 Is Bahamut also standing around with us just like? 184 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:45,860 No, Bahamut's not in this immediate group right now. 185 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:51,779 You see Bahamut high in the sky and he moves back down to the ground. 186 00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:58,980 There's this silver blood dripping from where his wounds were opened by these dragons 187 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:02,500 and transforms back into his human form as he reaches the beach. 188 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,179 Kind of just brushes himself off a little bit. 189 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:10,980 He's beaten up, he's got torn robes, and begins to walk over to you. 190 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:11,940 My god, he's so cool. 191 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,620 Glim obviously runs up to him. 192 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,140 Are you, you're, you're fine, right? 193 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:20,500 Like we don't have to worry that you're gonna like go back into the coma 194 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,900 or anything, you look a little, you're okay? 195 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,660 I'm okay, I'm okay. 196 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:30,980 Do you need me to do like a quick little, just a real little focus on my, 197 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,580 would that help at all? 198 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:36,820 If I just really concentrate it on my love for you? 199 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,340 Yes, do, do that. 200 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,180 Just concentrate on your love. 201 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,300 All right, will do. 202 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,700 That'll just, that'll just fuel me back up. 203 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,139 Just fills my heart with joy. 204 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:47,620 Perfect. 205 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,020 The alien says, so we're gonna tell Garen goes, 206 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:53,940 imagine thinking so much of yourself that you think that like you could heal a god. 207 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,020 Not saying, just saying. 208 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,820 You know, it sounds like she's waited a long time for this. 209 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,060 So maybe we'll just let her have this one. 210 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,900 I'm saying it to you and I'm not saying it to her. 211 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:03,700 I mean, yeah, I know. 212 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,860 But like, yeah, we'll just give it to her. 213 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:06,900 Just let her have it. 214 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,100 I forgot we were enemies. 215 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,340 I think frenemies is the better term. 216 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,380 Yeah, it's real awkward for me. 217 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,980 Uneasy allies. 218 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,700 I forgot. 219 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:23,700 Down the beach, we see a goth coaxing the tabaxi out of the forest back towards the village. 220 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,380 Are you sure it's safe? 221 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,080 No. 222 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,400 But you should come anyway. 223 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,480 You are required. 224 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:38,040 This is your job as forces to defend. 225 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:38,920 I'm 16. 226 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,800 Everybody dies sometime. 227 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,340 Mom. 228 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:50,120 I think she's trying to use Traz like to literally herd cats. 229 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:50,620 Sure. 230 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,960 Which is obviously not his favorite activity either. 231 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:04,759 So there's just this like extremely aggravated translucent creepy warhorse 232 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:10,759 like scattering tabaxi left, right and center as she is like, I don't. 233 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,560 This is a waste of my time and my skills. 234 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,000 No, no, it's OK. 235 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,400 It's OK. 236 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,240 Just let me let me let me let me go talk to them. 237 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,480 You didn't take any of the juice boxes or snacks, did you? 238 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,000 No, let me I can reason with them. 239 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,080 You go you go join all the important people. 240 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,600 She'll just spin on her heel. 241 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:37,320 OK, everybody follow me. 242 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:37,820 OK. 243 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:45,159 Step one and two, I think complete. 244 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:49,240 Keep keep the city safe. 245 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:49,740 Yeah. 246 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:56,620 And have have help from Vorunax and Lipsinki. 247 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,000 Yeah. 248 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,019 So are you saying we were step two? 249 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,940 I really feel more comfortable if we were step one. 250 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,860 You were absolutely step one. 251 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,360 OK. 252 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,539 100% step 110% step one. 253 00:16:08,539 --> 00:16:11,820 OK, because, you know, we're going from a pretty high level position. 254 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:12,940 So I don't want to. 255 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,980 Oh, my God. 256 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,700 You guys ruler of my entire universe right now. 257 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,659 Oh, well, that might be. 258 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,699 Too much. 259 00:16:20,699 --> 00:16:23,899 Oh, I thought that was too much responsibility somewhere in between. 260 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:24,939 Oh, we'll figure it out. 261 00:16:24,939 --> 00:16:28,539 But two steps done, one way more important than the other. 262 00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:39,500 Now, I think it's it's time to do the, you know, time. 263 00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:41,579 The time travel. 264 00:16:41,579 --> 00:16:42,079 Yeah. 265 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:45,419 Yeah, I mean, we should probably like. 266 00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,299 The zombies are going back into the sea. 267 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:49,900 Love to see it. 268 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,220 Love to see them walk away. 269 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:57,020 So probably now is a good time to like, do what we need to do. 270 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,460 Leosin runs out from one of the tents. 271 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:11,740 Says the ritual, the ritual is ready to try and bring Flint or Flint back. 272 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,340 Yeah, Flint back. 273 00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,500 That's the goal. 274 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,779 We talked about it. 275 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:17,660 Yes, we did. 276 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:18,160 Yes. 277 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:20,460 Why did you say and then say Flint? 278 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:23,659 Well, there are two of them in there. 279 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,339 OK, yes, I know that. 280 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:30,619 He's not really sure like which one is going to come back. 281 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:31,899 OK, OK, OK, OK. 282 00:17:31,899 --> 00:17:33,980 No, this just sounds noncommittal. 283 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,500 Flint is coming back. 284 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,819 It's called the power of positive thinking. 285 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:38,940 Let's go do this thing. 286 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,539 Why are you having an issue being able to pin down a soul? 287 00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:44,399 Can you? 288 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,299 Are you? 289 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,500 Do you have? 290 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,579 Is this something that is in your wheelhouse? 291 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:55,819 I like, are you real good at like those claw grabber machines? 292 00:17:55,819 --> 00:17:56,779 Is that what it's like? 293 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,859 Our Klauna? 294 00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:00,460 Yeah, I mean, I would have to assume. 295 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,019 OK, would you come with us and give my aid? 296 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:08,059 However you think I can give it and giving some guidance here 297 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,660 is what needs to be done. 298 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,700 Then let's go. 299 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,619 Flint is an extremely strong fighter. 300 00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:13,339 He will be. 301 00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:14,619 Yeah, I remember. 302 00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:16,299 Sorry, I'm a little emotional. 303 00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:17,180 This is a big day. 304 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,860 It's been a while since I've seen him. 305 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:23,740 That being said, once we successfully bring him back, 306 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:27,660 I'll probably just need to be out of the room for a moment. 307 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,299 I know we. 308 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,860 Flint doesn't know about. 309 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,900 Oh, yeah, that would be quite there. 310 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,620 He won't be up to date on the new comings and goings. 311 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,060 Yeah, that'll be quite the meeting. 312 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,740 Although it could be really funny to be like, 313 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,019 ha, ha, I've brought you back. 314 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,940 Ha, trick him for a moment and have a little fun with it. 315 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,620 Yeah, we can play with it however you want. 316 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,780 It's your friend, Tia, so I don't want to interrupt, 317 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:50,220 but I feel like maybe too soon. 318 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,340 Like if he just came back, maybe like a little too soon 319 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,820 for what would otherwise be a very funny joke. 320 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,420 Of course, we're not going to actually do it. 321 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,540 I'm just going to hug him real tight. 322 00:18:58,540 --> 00:18:59,340 Inconsequential evil. 323 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,580 We can do inconsequential evil, right? 324 00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,340 If you got that evil built up inside you 325 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:06,300 and you just got to let it out and like little, you know, 326 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,260 just release the valve a little bit. 327 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,500 I don't think I'm going to be able to do it cold turkey. 328 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,620 No, I couldn't expect you to. 329 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:15,980 Thank Orcus. 330 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,100 I thought we were going to have to just no evil at all 331 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,700 from now on and I just couldn't. 332 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,140 Oh, that slip. 333 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,180 I didn't mean thank Orcus. 334 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:23,580 I'm sorry. 335 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,300 It's just. 336 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,900 We're not looking for you to be perfect. 337 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,180 Just looking for you to be your badass selves 338 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,180 and not be controlled by, you know, a dick. 339 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:33,900 Can do. 340 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:37,500 Okay, let's go like pull Flint back into his own body. 341 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:43,340 Okay, Tia Vorunax, Glim Bahamut is probably best 342 00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:48,299 to bring you being the god and the one closest to the god 343 00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:51,980 to assist in the ritual. 344 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:56,220 Glim's face like him saying closest to the god 345 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,779 is like dear diary. 346 00:20:01,259 --> 00:20:03,980 Glim basically like skips to where they need to go. 347 00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:10,779 The five of you skip off to the med tent. 348 00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,539 Are we holding hands or? 349 00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:13,659 Vorunax and lip sync. 350 00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:14,779 You're probably holding hands. 351 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,059 Lip sync. 352 00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:19,420 He's going with Vorunax. 353 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:19,659 Probably. 354 00:20:19,659 --> 00:20:20,539 Why is that important? 355 00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:23,420 I don't imagine we'd be separated at any point. 356 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,619 Okay, as the six of you skip off holding hands, 357 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,579 some people holding hands, others not holding hands. 358 00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:34,779 Agath, Sully and Moot and Flamekins are. 359 00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:35,420 And Grancis. 360 00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:38,700 Grancis Grancis was weekend at Bernie's 361 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,740 in the last one, so he's probably going to get woken up next. 362 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,019 I think. 363 00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:44,700 I don't fucking remember where Grancis was. 364 00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:47,980 Sometimes he's awake and sometimes he's sleeping, so. 365 00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:50,700 I thought he was on the airship. 366 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,380 I think he's narcoleptic. 367 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,180 And sometimes. 368 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:56,779 Maybe he had a fact of coming back from the abyss. 369 00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:57,339 That's right. 370 00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:58,940 It's sleepy. 371 00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:03,339 Sully and Moot, you're specifically talking about 372 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,779 the next thing to come, where you're going. 373 00:21:06,779 --> 00:21:09,099 So yeah, I wasn't. 374 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:14,540 And I was told that I would perhaps be too powerful. 375 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:16,540 Right. 376 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,220 I believe that was what was mentioned. 377 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:21,340 And that it would the bAlydince when you know, 378 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:24,860 you know when it's got to be like a really kind of epic 379 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,700 where it's you know, it's toe to toe. 380 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:33,580 And just if I was down there, just be all like really heavy handed on our side. 381 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,980 And it just wouldn't really seem like the victory. 382 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,900 Well, and like we want everyone to feel like they contributed equally. 383 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,620 So yeah, it's not it's not fair to everyone else 384 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:45,740 if you just go and do all the girl would just be sitting down, 385 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,140 just like eating a banana or something like that. 386 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,819 Just like watching me do my stuff. 387 00:21:49,819 --> 00:21:53,819 So it would have been real would have been real awkward for her. 388 00:21:53,819 --> 00:21:56,620 So yeah, and I'm going to fuck ball in the past. 389 00:21:58,620 --> 00:21:59,660 Excuse me. 390 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,140 Yeah, that's pretty much what's going to happen. 391 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:02,860 What about you? 392 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:07,340 Is this do you have like a prearranged situation? 393 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,260 We talked about it in the last episode. 394 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,260 You and hold on. 395 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,620 You and sorry, you're okay. 396 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,140 No, we talked about it. 397 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,420 We discussed it. 398 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,780 Yeah, I do not recollect that conversation at all. 399 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,780 It was all like bringing the sexy back. 400 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,380 And we were like, yeah, he was. 401 00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:27,660 And then he's like, yeah, probably get down with him in the past. 402 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,860 This is things that happen. 403 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,740 Don't worry about it. 404 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:30,620 I stayed. 405 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,220 I was talking to you. 406 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:33,820 I was talking to you. 407 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:34,620 Big Goliath. 408 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,620 There's two of you. 409 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,740 Big Goliath floating around. 410 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,020 You're you. 411 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,820 We do not have to say big. 412 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,100 You can just say Goliath. 413 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,580 We are almost always big anyway. 414 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,940 It is redundant. 415 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,780 I know you don't like me very much. 416 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,900 Other Goliath, the one who's real quiet. 417 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:58,860 I would say that it would be hard to forget 418 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:06,620 that hearing about those romantic plans with Bahamut. 419 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:08,700 But I think. 420 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,900 Well, I mean, there's probably room not to say you will. 421 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:15,180 Stay as far away from that as possible. 422 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:15,820 Yeah, that's okay. 423 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,020 That's fair. 424 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:21,740 Sully, did she mean in human form or dragon form? 425 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,300 Oh, my God. 426 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,100 I got a visual. 427 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,380 I just can't even right now. 428 00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,740 The mechanics of that just wouldn't. 429 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,339 Well, no, well, right. 430 00:23:31,339 --> 00:23:33,180 No, we cut to a scene that we don't want to explain, 431 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,220 so we cut back to the other. 432 00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:39,819 For a golf. 433 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:40,319 Right. 434 00:23:41,099 --> 00:23:43,900 Well, probably her and Nighthunter just watching each other. 435 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,819 Like, totally. 436 00:23:45,819 --> 00:23:46,220 What? 437 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:46,700 Exchange. 438 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,259 This is where it's like the podcasting medium. 439 00:23:49,259 --> 00:23:52,700 You really wish you could just have the silent visuals of like 440 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,299 the what the fuck look to the left 441 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:55,980 and the what the fuck look to the right. 442 00:23:58,059 --> 00:24:00,299 Gosh, would you want to walk over here with me? 443 00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:02,779 Just like far away from these guys over here? 444 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:03,980 As far as possible, yes. 445 00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:09,099 So how long have you had wonderful horse? 446 00:24:10,779 --> 00:24:14,779 A goth like you can just sort of see her beam a little bit 447 00:24:14,779 --> 00:24:19,180 and she proudly like slaps Tres on the shoulder. 448 00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:25,259 Oh, since since the early stages of the war, 449 00:24:26,059 --> 00:24:27,420 we have been together. 450 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:31,019 He is a marvel, is he not? 451 00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:33,420 And he like tosses his mane proudly as well. 452 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,500 Oh, he's kind of vain. 453 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,700 Beautiful beast. 454 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:40,060 My God, I would not. 455 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,820 I do not think my wife would like me to have horse like this, 456 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:46,620 but I mean, like impressive. 457 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:48,860 I'm jealous. 458 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:53,740 I got a full look at Tres briefly, 459 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:56,140 sort of exchange a look, look at Nighthunter. 460 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,140 Would you like to ride him? 461 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,019 No, I couldn't. 462 00:25:03,019 --> 00:25:04,220 There are so much going on. 463 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:09,900 It's a it's maybe maybe perhaps for five minutes. 464 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,500 Just just around. 465 00:25:12,539 --> 00:25:16,460 It is healthy to blow off steam after battles. 466 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,500 I will be right back. 467 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:18,460 I have. 468 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:19,980 Oh, I have oats in my pocket. 469 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:21,019 How did those get here? 470 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:21,980 Here you go. 471 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,420 Yeah, his nose is already in your pocket. 472 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:33,500 And Nighthunter vaults onto this beautiful, like demon horse. 473 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,380 Demon horse. 474 00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:41,660 Yes, beautiful, translucent, gross, majestic, giant smile on their face 475 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:46,060 and definitely rides it in front of Elia to be like, 476 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,660 look how happy this thing makes me. 477 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:52,620 I was just going to say for sure this is noticed by Elia. 478 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,019 Galloping, big wave. 479 00:25:55,019 --> 00:25:59,820 Just two eyes and just Elia waves and smiles. 480 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,140 Her love is happy and that's great. 481 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:10,779 She probably doesn't really want to introduce a demon warhorse into the home. 482 00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:13,420 But Elia, you said we couldn't have pets. 483 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,660 Well, you're right. 484 00:26:16,779 --> 00:26:18,140 But she's just riding. 485 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:19,019 That's not. 486 00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:20,220 You look at her eyes though. 487 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:23,980 That says that she's going to find a classified ad on the board 488 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:26,620 and then two days later you're going to have a horse. 489 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:30,380 I think Trez is a bit of a show off as well. 490 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,500 So at any moment when he knows you're being watched, 491 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:39,100 it's like dramatic rearing, blowing like the acid attack everywhere. 492 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,259 Like leaping over obstacles. 493 00:26:41,259 --> 00:26:44,620 Yes, charging groups of tabaxi, getting revenge. 494 00:26:47,259 --> 00:26:49,259 Scattering them everywhere. 495 00:26:49,339 --> 00:26:51,660 I think this changes Elia's mind a little bit 496 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:55,099 because this is an impressive display and Night Hunter is so happy. 497 00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:03,900 I trot back over to a goth and I leap off and I go, what's she watching? 498 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,379 Oh, yes. 499 00:27:04,379 --> 00:27:07,019 I think maybe that could be a thing. 500 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:12,859 So it seems like here is fairly safe 501 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:20,060 since Vorunax and Lipitsynki has stopped all the undead. 502 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:23,900 Perhaps I will go to Celestia. 503 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,020 What will you do? 504 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:30,780 It was a rather anticlimactic way for a battle to end. 505 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:31,260 It was. 506 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,540 I only killed 19. 507 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:33,900 I'm sorry. 508 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:35,340 Thank you. 509 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:44,620 I, since my god disappeared, 510 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:53,340 I have been hunting for a way to confront Orcus and undo this. 511 00:27:54,140 --> 00:28:01,500 I think now that a direct path seems to have been opened, 512 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,380 I cannot turn away from that opportunity. 513 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,860 I have always wanted to punch Orcus in the face. 514 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,780 That would be very satisfying. 515 00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:17,340 So you will go to the Abyss then with Thea and those others? 516 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:21,100 I believe that is my path, yes. 517 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:24,700 Night Hunter grasps a goth on the shoulder and says, 518 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:29,660 I hope you do get to punch Orcus in the face. 519 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:34,300 Gagath will do the like, you know, the forehand clasp. 520 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:36,460 Thank you. 521 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,660 I would welcome the chance to fight alongside you again. 522 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:44,780 However, I do hope it is a satisfying crunch. 523 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,060 If you die in battle, 524 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:50,540 I will get Songkitti to write anthems about you and your horse. 525 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:52,700 Are there any other options? 526 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,700 Oh yes, not dying in battle 527 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:59,260 and also have anthems sung about your victory and your horse. 528 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,060 By someone other than Songkitti? 529 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:03,020 Oh, absolutely. 530 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,700 There are many better parts. 531 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:06,940 To be very honest, yes. 532 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:08,140 I appreciate that. 533 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,660 It's a non-audio play, 534 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:13,340 but Opal jumps out when he hears anthems from behind a tree 535 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:15,819 and then as it's described that there are better bards, 536 00:29:15,819 --> 00:29:19,340 slowly kind of sadly sinks back behind the tree. 537 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,860 He should mind his damn business. 538 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,180 We cut back to the Med Tent 539 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:30,700 where Thea, Leosin, Vorunax, Lipsinki, Glim and Bahamut 540 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,460 step back through and in. 541 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:37,660 And inside you see that Flint is in the middle of an altar 542 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:42,140 and the runes written into the sand all around him 543 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,660 and candles lit. 544 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:49,500 You hear what is surprising to all of you, 545 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:55,819 like the low rumbling growl of this large cat 546 00:29:55,819 --> 00:29:57,180 off in the back corner. 547 00:29:57,819 --> 00:30:00,140 It's this large black panther. 548 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,540 What the hell's that? 549 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:08,620 Oh, that's the cat lord that's been protecting the island. 550 00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:10,540 Oh, thank goodness. 551 00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:11,100 I thought it was... 552 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:14,780 They brought them down from the mountain 553 00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:15,660 where they were hiding 554 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:21,580 as all of the undead were dropped from the airship. 555 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:22,940 Yeah, that's sad. 556 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,259 Sorry, it was kind of funny, wasn't it? 557 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,059 Yeah, funny. 558 00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:33,980 It's funny when undead are falling down on top of you. 559 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:36,379 It's okay though, but Lipsinki is trying to... 560 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,420 No, yes, of course, trying to relate to the people. 561 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,579 Can I pet that giant kitty? 562 00:30:42,619 --> 00:30:45,180 Can you pet a god as if it were a cat? 563 00:30:48,299 --> 00:30:49,019 Please, try. 564 00:30:49,579 --> 00:30:50,700 I believe in you, Lipsinki. 565 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,500 I'll start the paperwork. 566 00:30:54,059 --> 00:30:55,740 Hello, Mr. Furry. 567 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:58,299 Come over here. 568 00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:00,140 I'm going to scratch your ears. 569 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,980 Make a persuasion roll. 570 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:03,019 That's not an animal handling 571 00:31:03,019 --> 00:31:04,299 because this is definitely a god. 572 00:31:04,299 --> 00:31:05,339 Make a persuasion roll. 573 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,099 Okay, sure. 574 00:31:09,099 --> 00:31:10,779 Come on, Nat 20. 575 00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:12,460 I have a good persuasion. 576 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:15,099 Oh my god, I really did roll a Nat 20. 577 00:31:15,099 --> 00:31:15,599 Yes. 578 00:31:16,299 --> 00:31:16,799 Yes. 579 00:31:17,259 --> 00:31:18,779 Also, I have a plus nine. 580 00:31:18,779 --> 00:31:20,539 I am the cat whisperer. 581 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:26,700 Yeah, you approach the cat cautiously at first. 582 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:33,980 And then as you do, it doesn't seem to make any advancements 583 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:39,099 or pull back from your scritches behind the ears. 584 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,339 Oh, you're such a good kitty, aren't you? 585 00:31:41,339 --> 00:31:42,700 You're so big and strong. 586 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,379 Your fur's so soft. 587 00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:45,660 She's fucking magic. 588 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,019 You see the potential. 589 00:31:47,019 --> 00:31:49,019 That's why I had to do what I did earlier. 590 00:31:49,019 --> 00:31:50,220 A while ago. 591 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:50,720 Time. 592 00:31:51,259 --> 00:31:52,220 Time's weird. 593 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,539 Laosan leans in and says, 594 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:57,980 yeah, it's the cat lord turns back into a human 595 00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:00,220 and he's kind of a creeper. 596 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:01,360 So. 597 00:32:02,059 --> 00:32:05,100 Oh, uh, Lipsticky, maybe that's enough. 598 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:08,940 Maybe, you know, does he turn back with clothes on? 599 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:10,700 I don't know. 600 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,500 Lipsticky! 601 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,380 All right, I'm sorry. 602 00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:13,420 I wasn't trying to be rude. 603 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:14,620 No, no, no, no, no, no. 604 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,059 This is a safety thing for you. 605 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:17,819 Okay, thank you. 606 00:32:19,259 --> 00:32:21,100 I'll step away from the giant panther. 607 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:26,460 Okay, well, the panther's here for extra strength and power 608 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:31,820 and, you know, to siphon into the ritual of Bahamut here equally. 609 00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:38,540 I'd like you all to position yourself around Flint and Bort 610 00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:42,620 and take a position. 611 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:47,100 And you can take your position, 612 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,980 but then I want you to be at a spell 613 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:54,059 or a thought or a motion 614 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:56,860 or some sort of thing that you can bring to this ritual. 615 00:32:57,819 --> 00:33:02,940 Being Thea, Vorunax, Lipsticky and Glim, 616 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,460 Leosan kind of running, you know, 617 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:09,980 quarterback on the chanting 618 00:33:11,099 --> 00:33:15,180 that's happening from the book that he's reading from. 619 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:17,819 Thea knows runes. 620 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:19,019 Okay. 621 00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:22,700 Some runes put some good feels out there. 622 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,299 So as you all take your position, Thea, 623 00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:27,819 you step up closest to Flint, I would say, 624 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:32,220 the head of where he's laying in this tent. 625 00:33:33,339 --> 00:33:33,900 What do you do? 626 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:41,740 Yeah, I will step up 627 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,420 and I will position myself, like, 628 00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:48,139 not at, like, the top of his head, 629 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:50,620 but just, like, the side of his head. 630 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:51,120 Okay. 631 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,620 Well, I'll go to rest a hand on his shoulder 632 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:56,140 and then I'll pull it back and go, 633 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,020 can I touch him? 634 00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:58,940 Yes, yes. 635 00:33:58,940 --> 00:33:59,660 All right. 636 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:02,380 And I leave my hand on his shoulder 637 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:07,259 and I start to mutter, 638 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,500 Raitho, Gebo, Unjo, Nadeez. 639 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:17,340 Raitho, Gebo, Unjo, Nadeez. 640 00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:19,420 I have the spell command 641 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:22,220 and I can pull out, I guess, 642 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,860 not a book of orcas or anything, 643 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:26,300 but just, like, the next book that I have, 644 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,300 which is probably my personal journal. 645 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,820 Just, like, Archie comics? 646 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:30,320 Yeah. 647 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:32,700 I'll be like, 648 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,420 Flint, I command you return to your body, 649 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:36,780 waken and be back to us. 650 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:37,740 And I'm kind of just, like, 651 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:39,980 hitting his body with the book as I do so, 652 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:41,579 almost, like, evangelically. 653 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,420 Glim approves. 654 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,099 Glim approves. 655 00:34:45,099 --> 00:34:47,180 Leosun's reading through the ritual, 656 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:49,820 kind of looking on as to, like, 657 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,019 who invited this guy? 658 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:52,300 It's worked before. 659 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,820 So Lipsankey is going to sort of 660 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:58,380 channel her primal savagery 661 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:00,380 because that's kind of, like, 662 00:35:01,019 --> 00:35:02,619 the source of her power. 663 00:35:02,619 --> 00:35:05,019 I mean, orcas is kind of the source of her power, 664 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:09,260 but so she gets her, like, long, gross, 665 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,900 saber-toothed, like, claws come out, 666 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,460 and eyes closed, very focused, 667 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,620 and almost, like, vibrating 668 00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:18,300 and kind of growling a bit 669 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,980 because she's trying to channel 670 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:23,820 all of that sort of savage, primal energy. 671 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:33,500 Whoa, big old middle in here 672 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:37,260 It's just Russ chattin' at you, oh 673 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,860 I miss the song when nobody's here 674 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,980 because I just jump in 675 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,740 and it's all like, oh, it's just me, 676 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:44,700 but no, it's just me 677 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,220 and I'm still singing to you 678 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,820 and I can sing whatever I want 679 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:50,380 with no judgment from anybody else. 680 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,700 So obviously it was big old jet airliner. 681 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,140 That's the best I could come up with. 682 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:55,900 Fair enough? 683 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:58,940 Okay, episode's a little late this week, two-fold. 684 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,540 Wanted to make sure we did this one right 685 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:02,300 because there's a lot of things happening. 686 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,220 A lot of things happening, 687 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:06,300 especially in this last little bit here. 688 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,860 You're gonna wanna keep listening. 689 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:11,500 If you're a person who usually tunes out 690 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,860 when we start doing the middle 691 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,140 because you think that's the end, 692 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,700 I mean, well, come on, listen to the rest, please? 693 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,460 So yeah, lots of things happening 694 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,900 in the last little bit of this episode. 695 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,620 Everybody's doing amazing. 696 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:29,260 Love all of the people we're playing with. 697 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:30,380 Some things that are coming up. 698 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:31,340 The next couple weeks, 699 00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:33,260 there won't be regular episodes. 700 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,539 Next week is going to be 701 00:36:34,539 --> 00:36:37,579 the live-streamed improv one-shot that we did for patrons. 702 00:36:37,579 --> 00:36:39,820 The second one, we're gonna be releasing that. 703 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:42,619 So Mooklem and Sully back having fun. 704 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,579 I can't even remember what happened in it. 705 00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:47,420 It's been so long since we played it. 706 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,179 And clearly I'm behind on editing, 707 00:36:49,179 --> 00:36:51,500 so I haven't re-edited it. 708 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,779 But that's gonna be coming out next week. 709 00:36:52,779 --> 00:36:55,500 And then we've got a special behind the screen 710 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,820 at the table one-shot with a little catch-up 711 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,619 of what's going on in our lives 712 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:03,900 and answering a whole bunch of questions 713 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,740 from our listeners, from you. 714 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,539 Primarily people from Discord. 715 00:37:08,539 --> 00:37:10,460 So if you haven't joined us in Discord, 716 00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:11,980 link is down in the description. 717 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,340 We'd love to have you over there. 718 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:15,260 And that's usually the first place we go 719 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:19,660 when we're needing questions for things like that. 720 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:22,380 So again, next week, special bonus one-shot 721 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,460 with Mooklem and Sully, 722 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:26,860 the young baby Mooklem and Sully 723 00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:30,700 who are so young and naive and having fun. 724 00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:33,099 Everybody's having fun. 725 00:37:33,579 --> 00:37:35,980 But especially young Mooklem and Sully. 726 00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:37,259 And then following that, 727 00:37:37,259 --> 00:37:41,019 a special behind the screen at the table Q&A 728 00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:44,539 and just catch up on what's going on in our town 729 00:37:44,539 --> 00:37:46,699 because there's a lot of life changes 730 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,139 that have been happening collectively 731 00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,500 which has kind of slowed down 732 00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:53,099 the expediency of production. 733 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:56,059 And we just want to catch everybody up to date 734 00:37:57,099 --> 00:37:58,219 and talk with each other 735 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:01,019 about things that are going on in our life. 736 00:38:01,099 --> 00:38:03,259 Hope you love those two episodes. 737 00:38:03,259 --> 00:38:05,340 We'll be back with new episodes 738 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,539 immediately following the events 739 00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:11,179 that happened here back in March. 740 00:38:11,179 --> 00:38:13,019 That's when that's how calendars work. 741 00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:17,739 So until then, we will be having great weeks, 742 00:38:17,739 --> 00:38:19,099 getting ready for that, 743 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:21,500 hopefully get back on track with all the things. 744 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,059 Please forgive us if we don't 745 00:38:24,059 --> 00:38:27,179 and we'll talk to you soon, real soon. 746 00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,019 Okay, bye now. 747 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:36,380 We transition to a marketplace 748 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:39,420 and it's not Mithral Hall, 749 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,980 but it looks very dwarven-esque. 750 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:47,579 And Flint, you're chasing down port at this point. 751 00:38:49,019 --> 00:38:52,300 You see, you're tracking this trail of blood 752 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,259 through these people. 753 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:55,739 One of them jumps out in front of you 754 00:38:55,739 --> 00:38:59,500 and tries to stop you holding oranges, 755 00:39:00,059 --> 00:39:03,340 watermelons, just gets right in your way. 756 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,539 Orange watermelons. 757 00:39:04,539 --> 00:39:06,619 It's a very dwarven delicacy. 758 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,300 Would you like to buy? 759 00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:12,219 No, sorry, can you just get out of the way? 760 00:39:13,099 --> 00:39:14,300 I'm in the middle of something here. 761 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:17,179 Face goes from a smile 762 00:39:17,179 --> 00:39:18,940 and begins to like morph 763 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:22,940 into this smooth featureless facade, really. 764 00:39:24,139 --> 00:39:25,260 And you look down 765 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:29,260 and the orange watermelons are no longer there. 766 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:32,700 And a giant scimitar 767 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:35,660 is cutting through the air towards you. 768 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,420 Make a dexterity saving throw. 769 00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:38,460 It's a 14, Russ. 770 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,340 You take a huge chop into your shoulder. 771 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,340 It takes six slashing damage 772 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:47,020 from this being that's in front of you. 773 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:50,300 I'm gonna try and shove it away from me 774 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,340 as hard as I can. 775 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:52,860 Make a strength check. 776 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,020 That's a 24. 777 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,900 Dang. 778 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,180 It's watermelons. 779 00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:58,380 They go flying. 780 00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,020 That's right. 781 00:39:59,019 --> 00:40:00,539 The watermelons go flying. 782 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,699 The person goes flying. 783 00:40:02,699 --> 00:40:06,059 Crashing through the crowd behind them. 784 00:40:06,059 --> 00:40:09,259 Everybody begins following domino style 785 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:12,460 and they get absorbed into the ground 786 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,420 as they're rolling. 787 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:16,059 And this wave begins to roll 788 00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:18,699 and hits down this wall at the end 789 00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:21,420 and begins to rush back towards you. 790 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,340 I'm gonna try and stand my ground 791 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,619 against this wave. 792 00:40:24,619 --> 00:40:26,059 I'm gonna put my axe out in front of me 793 00:40:26,059 --> 00:40:27,659 and try and part it around me. 794 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:28,940 You gotta dive under a wave. 795 00:40:29,659 --> 00:40:31,019 You gotta grab your surfboard 796 00:40:31,019 --> 00:40:32,779 and get fucking gnarly. 797 00:40:32,779 --> 00:40:34,619 I mean, those are all good options as well. 798 00:40:36,139 --> 00:40:38,139 Okay, you're standing trying to... 799 00:40:38,139 --> 00:40:39,739 You're gonna take the brunt of this wave. 800 00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:41,339 All right, roll a strength check. 801 00:40:42,059 --> 00:40:43,259 Strength or athletics. 802 00:40:43,259 --> 00:40:44,779 That's a 27. 803 00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:46,619 This wave crashes into you 804 00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:48,219 and everything goes silent 805 00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:50,619 until this rushing sound 806 00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:53,259 begins turning around your ears. 807 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:56,699 You get bumped into as you open your eyes 808 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:59,660 and you find that you're at the bottom of this ocean 809 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:02,620 and these undead are moving around you. 810 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,060 And then you're sucked up through this whirlpool 811 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,980 and shot up into the air 812 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,260 and you crash down in a new location. 813 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,860 Kristen, where's the new location? 814 00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:13,660 Desert Plain. 815 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,380 And the wind begins to rush past you 816 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:20,860 and sand begins to cut into your skin 817 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:23,260 leaving tiny little pinpricks 818 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,860 and small drips of blood 819 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:27,579 coming down from all over your exposed arms 820 00:41:27,579 --> 00:41:28,860 and legs and face. 821 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,340 And you see up ahead of you 822 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:34,700 an arrow loosed rushing towards you 823 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,340 as Bort fires another one. 824 00:41:37,340 --> 00:41:38,539 Roll a d20, please. 825 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,579 Here I go. 826 00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:40,140 Roll high. 827 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:41,420 It's a two. 828 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:45,099 It lands at your feet 829 00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:49,500 and as you look up 830 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,300 and give a smirk as you're about to walk towards him 831 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,980 this arrow explodes and blows you back 832 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,019 and you're going to take 30 bludgeoning damage. 833 00:41:59,019 --> 00:41:59,519 Okay. 834 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,420 Bort rushes towards you 835 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,340 and leaps up into the air 836 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:07,580 with a scimitar in hand 837 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:09,820 and moves to try and attack you. 838 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:12,300 Make a dexterity saving throw. 839 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,180 16. 840 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,620 He crashes down on top of you 841 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,780 and although the blade misses you 842 00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:19,340 he's got both knees pinned on top of your chest 843 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:21,820 as you feel yourself sinking into this sand 844 00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:22,940 with him on top of you. 845 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,740 I'm gonna grab onto him and bring him with me. 846 00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:29,180 The two of you are fighting in this quicksand 847 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:33,340 as the hot wind is blowing over top of you. 848 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:35,340 We see him trying to pull back 849 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,740 and you disappear below the surface 850 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:39,580 and he disappears behind him 851 00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:43,340 as we are thrown back into the med tent. 852 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:49,019 And Glim, you are standing in front of Bahamut 853 00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:54,300 who has been glowing in this iridescent 854 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:58,460 like rainbow aura that is illuminating this tent. 855 00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:01,340 This black purple is coming from the cat lord 856 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,619 over in the corner 857 00:43:02,619 --> 00:43:08,539 and the ground as Lipsinki is channeling 858 00:43:08,539 --> 00:43:11,739 whatever primal energy she is channeling 859 00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:14,940 is beginning to vibrate beneath you. 860 00:43:15,019 --> 00:43:19,179 And Glim has her image of Bahamut 861 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:21,420 and she is staring at him 862 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,500 but holding that very tightly 863 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,460 and sort of quietly commuting with him 864 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:28,700 as she has since she was a child 865 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,139 very quietly under her breath. 866 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:34,300 Bahamut loves me this I know 867 00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,820 for my magic book tells me so. 868 00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:41,820 Did you go to Christian Bible school too? 869 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:46,620 I swear I know so many churchy kid songs 870 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,980 and this is the only one I can think of. 871 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:49,180 That was good. 872 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:50,780 That was great. 873 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,100 This tent is vibrating 874 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:55,500 with the chanting of runes 875 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,700 and this ritual being spoken out by Leosin 876 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:04,780 and this Bahamut Bible camp children's song 877 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,340 kind of piercing through all of the concophony 878 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:11,900 and the rumble in this ground 879 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,380 is getting more and more intense. 880 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,660 Back out of the tent 881 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:21,260 the ground begins to shake and rumble out 882 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:25,180 and Agoth and Nighthunter 883 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:27,420 and Sully and Moot and Flamicons 884 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:30,300 and Opal and Elia and everybody are all. 885 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,940 Your attention is drawn 886 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:35,900 and it feels like it's coming from the tent. 887 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:39,820 What do you do in that moment? 888 00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,660 Is this a good thing or is this a bad thing? 889 00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:44,860 Because it feels kind of bad 890 00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:47,019 but it could be good. 891 00:44:47,019 --> 00:44:47,500 I don't know. 892 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:48,619 I don't do the magics. 893 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,780 I mean I do do the magics 894 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,940 and I don't have any. 895 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,380 I just know that it's a lot. 896 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:56,300 There's a lot going on here. 897 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,099 You said do do. 898 00:44:57,099 --> 00:44:57,500 I'm sorry. 899 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,340 I didn't hear a single word you said after that. 900 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,059 No that's right. 901 00:45:00,059 --> 00:45:01,260 I did fair game. 902 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:04,780 I think Nighthunter we should go even. 903 00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:05,580 Let's just go see. 904 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,620 In case it is something bad 905 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:07,740 and it comes out of the tent 906 00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:10,300 we should be there and be ready. 907 00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:12,860 Perhaps we we should stand guard at that tent 908 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:13,740 just in case. 909 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,460 Yes. 910 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:15,660 If something horrible comes out 911 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,300 we have to kill it. 912 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,019 Exactly. 913 00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:18,380 Agoth you want to kill something? 914 00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,260 If necessary. 915 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:23,580 Yeah it sounds like it could be necessary. 916 00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:26,380 Everyone begins to move towards the med tent. 917 00:45:27,019 --> 00:45:28,700 Elia and Nighthunter you're the first to approach 918 00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:32,300 and you begin to part the tent flaps. 919 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,540 Just just for a little peek 920 00:45:34,539 --> 00:45:36,539 we don't interrupt just want to make sure 921 00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:37,659 you know things cool. 922 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:40,539 Light begins to pour out 923 00:45:41,579 --> 00:45:45,900 and you see like you feel this vibrating energy 924 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:50,059 and all of this chanting and singing 925 00:45:50,699 --> 00:45:52,380 going on in the tent 926 00:45:53,579 --> 00:45:58,219 and the ground like you feel it begin to wave out below you. 927 00:46:00,699 --> 00:46:02,539 The sand begins to rise and fall. 928 00:46:04,539 --> 00:46:06,779 Nighthunter slowly backs away and is like 929 00:46:09,259 --> 00:46:13,340 this this this looks like they need some privacy. 930 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:14,699 Perhaps we wait here. 931 00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:17,500 Maybe we'll just stay outside 932 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,059 but maybe everybody just positive vibes. 933 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:24,219 Maybe we could just think of absolutely. 934 00:46:24,219 --> 00:46:26,539 Right and and she picks up corpse grinder 935 00:46:26,539 --> 00:46:29,659 just positive thoughts. 936 00:46:29,659 --> 00:46:32,059 The rolling energy begins to move out 937 00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,539 and down towards the ocean 938 00:46:35,179 --> 00:46:37,420 and the waves begin crashing up 939 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:38,699 and back and forth 940 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:44,539 and there's this this echoing crack 941 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:48,699 that you hear from multiple locations 942 00:46:48,699 --> 00:46:50,139 one from the med tent 943 00:46:50,139 --> 00:46:51,739 one from further out to sea 944 00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:54,299 one high above in the air 945 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,259 and there's this low rumble 946 00:46:57,259 --> 00:46:59,259 that begins to build over it all. 947 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:03,900 And the sound of undead begins to echo 948 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,460 like almost up through the water. 949 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,380 That does not sound good. 950 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:12,220 No, no, it's we need to be ready. 951 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:17,820 This whirlpool begins to form almost like a tornado 952 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,460 up and out of the ocean 953 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,740 and it begins to move almost telescopic 954 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,420 and at the end of it is this 955 00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:35,420 black is deep black roiling portal 956 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:43,340 and in it is the skull covered face 957 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:45,740 of this huge hideous 958 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,740 God and a voice echoes out 959 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:56,059 Show them the mercy that we bring 960 00:47:56,779 --> 00:47:58,619 Show them what they can be 961 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:07,500 In the tent, Vorunax, you are commanding Flint to wake up. 962 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,860 Get up. Come on. 963 00:48:11,259 --> 00:48:13,099 You feel all of this energy swirling. 964 00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:17,500 It's like the power combined 965 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,579 of the power coming from Bahamut 966 00:48:19,579 --> 00:48:21,980 and the Cat Lord and Lipsinki 967 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:24,860 are all nothing like you've ever felt before 968 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,460 and then you feel a shift in the air 969 00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,660 and you look to Lipsinki 970 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,820 and Lipsinki, you feel it too 971 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,900 as you hear this voice echo from beyond 972 00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:44,380 comes in waves at first 973 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:48,300 and then snaps into your ear as clear as day 974 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:50,059 Vorunax 975 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:52,860 Orcus is here 976 00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:54,700 You heard that, Lipsinki? 977 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:59,820 Yeah, sounds like daddy's home and we better get out of here. 978 00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,579 Everyone, I would steal yourselves. 979 00:49:03,099 --> 00:49:04,380 Finish what we need to do here 980 00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:07,740 or put it on hold, start over again later. 981 00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:10,380 We can't, we can't put it on hold. 982 00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:17,340 Then, Lipsinki, we have work to do. 983 00:49:18,380 --> 00:49:21,900 Can the rest of you maintain this ritual without us? 984 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,140 I look to. 985 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,420 Leosin hasn't stopped the ritual. 986 00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:30,460 He's continuing, he's trying to push past. 987 00:49:31,579 --> 00:49:32,539 Yeah, go. 988 00:49:32,539 --> 00:49:34,539 One last hit with the book before he heads out the tent. 989 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,180 Right on the forehead. 990 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,140 Wake up, we need you now. 991 00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:45,980 We're back in the dream space. 992 00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:52,380 Flint, you look around and the city of Greenest is in ruins 993 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:58,780 as you pick yourself up from the place you first died 994 00:50:01,019 --> 00:50:03,340 just outside the keep in Greenest. 995 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:10,940 And you see clerics rushing a younger you back into the keep itself to revive you. 996 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:20,539 You stand up in this place and look down this long corridor of a street 997 00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:28,619 and you see Bort, heavy breathed, dripping with blood from his own wounds, 998 00:50:28,619 --> 00:50:30,059 staring down back at you. 999 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,779 I think it's time you make your move. 1000 00:50:35,739 --> 00:50:39,099 I already failed once here, it's not going to happen again. 1001 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:44,139 And just slowly advance on him, axe drawn. 1002 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:49,900 Bort loses three quick arrows which you manage to bat away. 1003 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:57,900 And he pulls his own blade and less serial killer style begins rushing towards you. 1004 00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:58,940 Let's do it. 1005 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:01,259 The two of you charge towards each other 1006 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:04,139 and with a flash of light coming up between you, 1007 00:51:04,139 --> 00:51:06,699 you raise your weapons to strike down at each other. 1008 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,779 And this huge crack rings out back in the med tent. 1009 00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:19,420 Flint's body's eyes open with a huge gasp of air sits straight up. 1010 00:51:20,539 --> 00:51:26,940 With Thea and Leosin and Glim and Bahamut all standing around him. 1011 00:51:50,539 --> 00:52:07,340 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1012 00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:09,340 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1013 00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,420 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1014 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:15,019 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, 1015 00:52:15,019 --> 00:52:17,739 Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Craig Zeiss, 1016 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:21,980 Aaron Stevens, Darylith, Lulahan, Charlie Warley and L.A. Branton. 1017 00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,780 To support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions 1018 00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:28,060 and get access to an exclusive podcast called The Adventures Of, 1019 00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:32,620 bonus episodes and much more, please join our Patreon at Patreon.com 1020 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:34,140 slash dumdragoncast. 1021 00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:38,060 You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumdragonpodcast 1022 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:41,100 and on Instagram and Twitter at dumdragoncast. 1023 00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,300 Thank you for listening. 1024 00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:43,420 Have a great week. 1025 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,539 We'll talk again soon. 1026 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,059 Make it. 1027 00:52:50,059 --> 00:52:51,500 No, I said zips by your head. 1028 00:52:52,059 --> 00:52:53,740 I'm gonna make you make a dexterity saving throw. 1029 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:54,619 You're lucky, man. 1030 00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:55,579 It turns around. 1031 00:52:55,579 --> 00:52:56,780 Maybe I get in the way. 1032 00:52:58,059 --> 00:52:59,500 So what about boomerang arrows? 1033 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:01,099 All right. 1034 00:53:01,099 --> 00:53:03,500 So Moot, you remember exactly where we're going? 1035 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:07,340 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're off to the abyss, aren't we? 1036 00:53:07,340 --> 00:53:07,840 Okay. 1037 00:53:09,099 --> 00:53:11,260 I think you're going to Celestia to try and convince Bahamut 1038 00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:13,820 because Gwilym was like, I could talk to Bahamut real good. 1039 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:16,140 So we wanted to go to the abyss because he's like, 1040 00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:17,420 these other guys are chumps. 1041 00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:17,740 Know what? 1042 00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:18,700 They can't fight orcas. 1043 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,060 I want to punch him in the face. 1044 00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:21,420 But then Gwilym was like, chill. 1045 00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:25,420 Yeah, I think that's how that went exactly. 1046 00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:29,980 That is that does sound like everyone involved in that conversation. 1047 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:37,580 We cut back to the med tent where where a beer is opened. 1048 00:53:38,539 --> 00:53:41,739 Well, that's how all the good medicine goes down in the med tent. 1049 00:53:41,739 --> 00:53:45,659 Bahamut is a pretty chill dude, you know? 1050 00:53:45,659 --> 00:53:48,059 Now that's how you start a ritual. 1051 00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,019 Hit record again. 1052 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:50,059 Check one, two. 1053 00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:51,500 Checking also all the things. 1054 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:54,860 It was a blip. 1055 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:55,819 Just a tiny blip. 1056 00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,340 It didn't shut down the entire thing. 1057 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:58,299 Okay. 1058 00:53:58,299 --> 00:54:00,059 With no more rune chanting. 1059 00:54:00,059 --> 00:54:01,259 You can do anything else. 1060 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:06,460 Well, you can just play it in repeat on top of everyone else's when we do that. 1061 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,699 Yeah, I'm just might just. 1062 00:54:08,699 --> 00:54:10,059 They're negative runes. 1063 00:54:11,099 --> 00:54:12,460 I didn't even say hagelos. 1064 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:15,019 There we go. 1065 00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:16,699 That one means hell. 1066 00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:18,059 Geez. 1067 00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:19,579 Well, that's that's where we're going. 1068 00:54:19,579 --> 00:54:24,619 I thought you were going to say its face was on the watermelons. 1069 00:54:27,659 --> 00:54:28,619 Watermelon turns. 1070 00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,019 Oh, no. 1071 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:33,179 My worst nightmare come true. 1072 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:34,780 He looks down. 1073 00:54:34,780 --> 00:54:36,540 He's naked and he's late for school. 1074 00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:40,460 Okay. 1075 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:42,620 Roll. 1076 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:44,700 I can't have you roll. 1077 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,140 I got to roll this one. 1078 00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:46,780 Roll. 1079 00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:47,500 What are you saying? 1080 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:48,540 Yeah. 1081 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:49,340 What are you saying? 1082 00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:52,620 He wanted to be successful and actually a challenge. 1083 00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:54,860 Rude. 1084 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:56,060 Rude. 1085 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:58,460 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.